A is for Aliens, streaking through the sky.
B is for Bilderberg, dividing the pie.
C is for Chemtrails, poisoning us all.
D is for Digitization, Mark of the Beast at the mall.
E is for Evolution, the lie of our birth.
F is for Flat, just like the Earth.
G is for Genetics, science twisting our brains.
H is for HAARP, bringing acid rain.
I is for Illuminati, pulling the strings.
J is for JFK, lacking his brains.
K is for Kidnapping, the government to blame.
L is for Lindbergh, an exile in shame.
M is for Majestic, twelve liars in kind.
N is for the New World Order, reading your mind.
O is for OJ, racial tensions created.
P is for Patriarchy, the man falsely inflated.
Q is for Questions, our innocence deflowered.
R is for Reptillians, ruling from towers.
S is for Surveillance, Big Brother in action.
T is for Terrorists, still gaining traction.
U is for UFOs, not weather balloons.
V is for Vaccinations, sealing our doom.
W is for the Warren Commission, spreading the lie.
X is for Xenu, coming down from on high.
Y is for Yog-Sothoth, the Great Old Ones arrive.
Z is for Zombies, when the dead come alive.
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